Probably why nobody commented except me

Plural for pokemon is still pokemon

Most of these were just so random

Have you all forgotten about the NSA already?

Your cat is a lot like me, weird as a child. According to my sister I put stickers on my forehead, cheeks, nose, chin, eyelids, hands, wrists, elbows, feet, and knees when I was about three or four

Dafuq

One does not simply walk over the rope

You thought stepping on a lego hurt

Why are you all fucking arguing over the internet