How else do they get shade? Chinchilla hats are damn expensive these days, and they look kinda poor to be doing this...

Did you check the fridge?

How do you feel at 20?

Bro

Aren't you fun at parties.
(also coffee...?)

*hugs sindul because my story is similar* ;-;

It's been 3 years! GO!

You don't understand, guest. These edges are probably the sharpest ever conceived to humanity.
Just looking at it without the protection of a camera would slice your corneas.
Grazing the edge with a finger tip will slice you in half.
They made those edges into a sign because when human moved the blade, it would tear the fabric of spacetime.
They put a warning on there for a reason; those edges are sharp.