How do you have more data on memes than your phone storage space can physically hold?!

Thanks, I get that a lot.

...did... you just... insult yourself...?

Yes, YES! Provide the link, and my power will grow tenfold!! You will be rewarded handsomely if you comply...

You're right. Americans weren't the first. Neither were Russians, or Japanese, Germans, Italians, etc. The first one in space was a damn dog.

I tried googling the first post on FunSubstance, but nothing came up. It continues to evade me...

Cobwebs are pretty invisible sometimes :/

No post is safe from my comments clutches!

They would likely swim away from where the splash occurred, so you wouldn't even touch one.
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That or you'll die a very Steve Irwin-y death.

'*stabs someone with straw*'
*243 MORE REPLIES HIDDEN*
*click*
'No, we're going in my favorite ship'

*shoots at natethegreat for shooting the funsubstance doctor*

I'll do the Florida branch, and will also take other suggestions (for extra payment) because Florida.

I forgot, was that the one with the game-crashing chat messages, the immediate something between 8-20-gigabyte ''''update'''', or the one that was buggy, but playable?

Sidequest complete!
'Vehicular Manslaughter'
Reward: Turkey Sandwich
New map! Courtroom!
New map! Prison!

Sidequest get!
'Vehicular Manslaughter'

'Hello. I would like you to murder 20 people on this train and collect their books as proof. In return, I'll give you an old turkey sandwich I found in my back pocket.'
>Accept
Refuse