If you think your life is bad 11 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
And now, the weather in Australia.
Join the long coat society 10 comments
Unreal 4 comments
Big ol' bats! 15 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
New life goal: Get a Golden-crowned flying fox. Name it Charizard. RIDE IT.
Bowl of Diabetes 13 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
Same, except I'm a junior in high, less than 5' and around 80 lbs. I eat practically everything in the fridge, too. My metabolism is so high I feel like I'm not even human.
If oceans were replaced by forests 23 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
Honestly, I would want to walk further and further in, no matter how scary it got.
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Moon Moon's little brother 210 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
Triprofessor, the Silencer of Earth.
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AM I JUST A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?
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AM I JUST A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?
Unrealistic beauty standards for men 6 comments
Beautiful or not? 23 comments
15 things about men that baffle women the most 51 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
1. Honestly, I don't know either because I don't do that.
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)
Scroll scroll scroll scroll 5 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
How do you have more data on memes than your phone storage space can physically hold?!
First Post! 190 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
I feel stronger now that I've commented on the first post ever... My power has increased tenfold!!!
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Brace Yourselves! Xenophobic Post Is Comming! 30 comments
*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
Yes, YES! Provide the link, and my power will grow tenfold!! You will be rewarded handsomely if you comply...
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Edited 5 years ago
Brace Yourselves! Xenophobic Post Is Comming! 30 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
You're right. Americans weren't the first. Neither were Russians, or Japanese, Germans, Italians, etc. The first one in space was a damn dog.
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*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter
· 5 years ago
I tried googling the first post on FunSubstance, but nothing came up. It continues to evade me...
Bubble in a spider's web 10 comments