Everything is bigger in Texas 10 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
*patiently waits for @texasranger*
Mouse runs into drawn hole. Fail 16 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
@thepersonyouhate2 what kind of psychopath would drop an elephant off a building for a video?
High school in a nutshell 2 comments
Just floating around on the Internet and came across this ;-; 15 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
I had a repeat semi-lucid dream before. I had a vampire girlfriend where we spent amazing times together, it felt so real. Every time when the dream would end, she offered me to stay as long as I want, and I knew what that was hinting towards. I didn't know what to do, so I always said I don't know. The last time, the dream was significantly longer and she said I had to make a choice. I said no, and she looked really sad. The dream ended, and I never had it again. I felt kinda depressed afterwards, because she felt like a part of my life.
Just put them all on one page! 4 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Post it on #stopclickbait and they'll summarize the actual content in a sentence or two.
Fatality! 11 comments
If you think your life is bad 11 comments
Join the long coat society 10 comments
Unreal 4 comments
Big ol' bats! 15 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
New life goal: Get a Golden-crowned flying fox. Name it Charizard. RIDE IT.
Bowl of Diabetes 13 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Same, except I'm a junior in high, less than 5' and around 80 lbs. I eat practically everything in the fridge, too. My metabolism is so high I feel like I'm not even human.
If oceans were replaced by forests 23 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Honestly, I would want to walk further and further in, no matter how scary it got.
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Moon Moon's little brother 210 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Triprofessor, the Silencer of Earth.
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AM I JUST A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?
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AM I JUST A TEACHER OR SOMETHING?
Unrealistic beauty standards for men 6 comments
Beautiful or not? 23 comments
15 things about men that baffle women the most 51 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
1. Honestly, I don't know either because I don't do that.
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)
2. Because 'sex lol eggs dee' edgelords somehow make up the majority of the men population.
3. I honestly don't know, maybe it's just something we're stuck with; it's not something I do intentionally, but some people just think it's because it makes us less manly. Maybe both?
4. Boxers are usually thin, so it's not that noticeable.
5. Happens to both genders, not just men.
6. Because evolution demanded it, because we used to die of scarlet fever at age 20.
7. See #5
8. It feels weird sitting down and peeing, unless you're also going #2.
9. The ladder.
10. We feel more comfortable on the toilet (probably because there's no constraining clothing on our schlong)
11. Yes, it sucks.
12. See #5
13. Those only happen with the absolute douchewads.
14. Because we don't really think much.
15. Modesty, see #5 ;)
