It's like rainbow road! 14 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
I swear I had a dream where I was infinitely high up on these. I could see the ground, but I never got any closer, even after going like, 300 stories on them. At the end I realized it was a dream, jumped off and promptly woke up screaming.
Dog catching nuggets with its mouth 3 comments
Nice try, German 21 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
I see the word 'genitalien'. I don't know what the entire sentence translates to, but I don't think it's worth risking...
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Edited 6 years ago
I love people sometimes 16 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Also note how there's no magazine in the gun, it's very likely on safety, his hand is nowhere near the trigger and it's pointed away from everybody. At that point, the shoe would actually be more dangerous, considering the two surprisingly sharp and hard ends of the stiletto.
How to grow a pinapple 10 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
As the grandchild of a woman that grew many different kinds of fruits I can confirm.
Shots fired!! 29 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
@title You'd be lucky to say that if Canadian military fired at you, chances are you'd take a bullet to the brain from half a mile away before you got out the first letter. Their snipers are probably some of the most professional on the Earth.
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I'm already grow up 4 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Don't worry, nightkami, you'll accomplish your dreams someday, I'm certain of it!
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8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy 5 comments
Japanese apple peeler 21 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Finally, now I can eat the best part by itself! The peel contains higher concentrations of the flavour, especially in sour apples.
Not so inspiring anymore 7 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
Seriously, is everyone's username here checking out on purpose?! Who's next, @vodka?
Let them enjoy themselves 24 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
No, but you are usually able to tell which one is and which one isn't based on if it's low-effort, repetitive movements or overused and unoriginal to begin with.
The blood 12 comments
*Insert Yo Mama joke* 4 comments
Sounds like a catch 3 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
'Legs: .5/2'
If she can make light of her disabilities, she's a keeper.
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If she can make light of her disabilities, she's a keeper.
The real Ron Swanson 5 comments
late_commenter
· 6 years ago
One time I fell on my face and broke my nose. First thought in my mind was 'if I broke my glasses my mom is going to fucking kill me'
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I knew it, now my childhood is ruined ! 5 comments
I knew it, now my childhood is ruined ! 5 comments