the condition of the bag looks like he tried getting it multiple times. He knows exactly what it is.

Purple.

why does he have a tattoo of milk

What I said when I made this account.

"I mean, we'd fire him but he's probably the best doctor in the country."

Plot twist: they're a he.

honestly there aren't enough mexican restaurant chains. I mean, we got taco bell but honestly that's been americanized so hard it doesn't even count.

wow this aged real well.

Nestle's water

Wow, really? You're gonna group advanced mathematicians together with neckbeards? Come on man.

wow this aged poorly. at least minecraft put pigstep in it, which is pretty swinging.

sadly when guns that could reliably shoot further than 20 yards became commonplace we had to find a way to obscure ourselves, even if slightly.

sfmEday sfmEfnE will lffk at you likE deam winchEstEr lffks a+ PiE.

Pretty sure bullets can easily penetrate a skull.

nice