Beth

laughingbeth


— Beth Report User
Is Irma gluten free? 17 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Holy crap! I hope you guys are ok riding it out and stay safe.
2
We all know what mom is into 14 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Idk, I mean Flynn Rider does have that smolder going for him. And if Leia is a Disney princess now, does that make Han Solo her "prince"? I'd make an argument for him too. :-)
4
Is Irma gluten free? 17 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Well perhaps a different sort of crazy involving gators and Walmart.
5
Somebody got ahold of dad's clippers 8 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
We just had that lesson in my house. Except she still doesn't think it's a problem.
8
Is Irma gluten free? 17 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Wow. I did not know that. That seems crazy to me!
6
Is Irma gluten free? 17 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Thanks. I just think I'd totally do something like that if I ever had to evacuate. Like I'm going but I'm gonna have some fun on the way.
4
Technologies that disappeared 3 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Shimmy shimmy SHAKE!
1
We all know what mom is into 14 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
I just consider it bad animation that he was so much better looking as the beast than the prince. Ugh.
11
Relatable 2 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Psssh. I walk on my hands everywhere like Rock Lee.
6
Interesting method 3 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Must be a mom too. Everyone knows mom kisses heal any wound.
6
The more you know 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Ok that makes much more sense.
4
Its a meme 7 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Probably not even a number.
2
BFFs 13 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
One day is not long enough to grow the glorious beard I would want if I was a man.
9
The more you know 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
This makes no sense to me. Rinsing the noodles would be irrelevant, wouldn't it? It's the tomato sauce that stains the Tupperware.
2
You should never make this mistake 2 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Not always the case. I look pregnant because of a medical condition but my face and arms are skinny. I've actually started a jar I put money into every time someone asks if I'm pregnant. Smarter not to ask.
3
It's ok 6 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Well it looks like you can have a book club at the gym and bring snacks for everybody.
3
Lose your altitude, Linda. 6 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
There is no u in team, Linda!
10
Feedback 4 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Well sir, as customer satisfaction is our bread and butter, we don't want to let your situation ferment. So just brine in your receipt and we'll give you a new sandwich to get you out of this pickle.
8
Say whaaat? 10 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Because they would look so intimidating on bicycles. I guess it'd be better than Segways at least.
smooth 4 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
My favorite is daffodils.
1
Suuuper creepy nerd pick up lines. (OH GOD, WHY?) 3 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
But what about Star trek pick up lines?
"You wanna go where no man has gone before?"
"You can be my number 1"
And my favorite "shut up Wesley!"
4
A co-worker graded the new manager's notice 6 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Wouldn't a better solution just be to have them to wear the correct shoes?
12
Loyal friends, terrible drivers 1 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
He's having a ruff day.
3
This kid's going places 3 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
From his crush who lights up his life.