I think we all know the answer to that.
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The duck rode around on the cow, whose name was Cheeseburger.

One day the duck went on a walk and met a friend.

Oh fidget I've been spinnered!

Try "fidget spinners!" next time. It's my favorite substitute for no cussing situations. Still has that satisfying f sound.

I think we all need less coffee! ;)

The new dark roast?

Especially if they're the only ones who can continue their bloodlines. Lot of pressure on them to have a boy.

My 6 and 4 year old kids watch Autobots on Netflix. The new cartoons are pretty good.

I like "you're the best part of waking up." Sweet and still coffee like if you watched TV a couple decades ago. :)

Flirting with roasting coffee would be even more awkward. "Let me heat you up then we can grind."

@mandyfr33gordon I was so distracted by Emeril I forgot! Lol.

Exactly! Although I don't know what use a roast has for flowers. Chocolate I can see but not the usual flowers.

Not if you're pulling chocolates or flowers instead of punches for the BAM part. I could see that working well.

It's not hard but it's annoying to have to wash dishes by myself when I invited people over so I can hang out with them. Also, I'm the one that cooks so I've already been on my feet for however long just cooking dinner. Then again, I usually just wait till they leave and use the dishwasher.