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Aubrey Plaza likes to be prepared 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
I'm a good cook and can help keep everyone's spirits up.
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It's fun to f*ck with peta 15 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Don't forget the fried eggs!
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It's their weakness 8 comments
This is such an old meme 6 comments
Well done, Milo 10 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
I had a crush on Milo.
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Is there an extra tax for being stupid? 2 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Yes but they don't see it as such. Definitely didn't work to the taxpayers benefit when I worked in the public sector. I'm sure they didn't want to pay for people showing up to work drunk and sleeping through their shifts but the union made it impossible to fire them. (Well they did get fired, but got their job back almost immediately.) I'm not a fan of unions in government jobs.
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Peta in a nutshell 31 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
That was... interesting.
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Those are some fancy pants 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
If only we could do this in real life. Wear green screen clothes and make it look like we are anything. Except people would probably hack other people's clothes and make them wear weird things/no things.
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Doesn't work for men though 12 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Nope.
Fair point 9 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Buy food.
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What's the first thing you would do? 21 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Have a potluck and invite everyone.
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With messy hair? 13 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
I wake up with coffee.
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Ladies? 11 comments
Baby Boomer dirty talk 5 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
"I just got a colonoscopy."
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Kids learn by example, not lectures 6 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
But I want to keep driving!
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Your fear is real 9 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
It's ok. He just wants to meet the famous trouser snake.
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Genius and stupid 6 comments
Spacebar 13 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Yes! They're the best to satisfy a pizza craving when I have no pizza.
Mo'ai and Orion 7 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Dammit I was expecting an onion to be there.
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Spacebar 13 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Sometimes I use tortillas with a bit of tomato paste for little easy pizzas.
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True bread 3 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Some have to endure the slicing of adversity to truly shine, while others are buttered with praise from the start. But the best of these use their whole grain to spread pb, love, and jam.
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OMG so savage 23 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
My husband does. SMH.
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Didn't I watch this same pizza oven here 10 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
Usually a specially built pizza oven can get to higher temperatures than a house oven.
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These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
We're so much on the same page it's like we have a hive mind!
These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 7 years ago
STOP! IN THE NAME OF PUNS!
Beefore you break my hive.
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