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lauraell87

Cosmetologist. Singer. I have a cat named Taco.
Engaged to an awesome tatted up, bearded man.

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Aging sucks 19 comments

lauraell87 · 8 years ago

You're welcome.

Aging sucks 19 comments

lauraell87 · 8 years ago

He was so beautiful and now he looks like a toe.

wow... 15 comments

lauraell87 · 8 years ago

They're saying "prune" when they do that.

Ohh good for you!!! 11 comments

lauraell87 · 8 years ago

And a can of tuna.

Elementary school in a nutshell 44 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

This is the first one of these where I actually could relate to everything. Born in 87, graduated in 06.
Those computers were new in Jr High. I wanted one at home so bad.

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Elvish cutlery 99 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

I know what needs to be added to my wedding registry now.

Real advice 9 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Planet Fitness? We call it Planet Fatness bc of all the free pizza. In some locations, people eat while they're on the equipment.

Let yourself in 8 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Haha, that's fantastic

Pretty valid list 20 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Maybe they all happened in the same week

Has anyone actually ever been to a Denny's? 29 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

In college we used to go to Denny's at 1am, get a big table, order cheese fries and everyone would smoke. There was also a claw machine in the lobby.

Who wants one of these? 18 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

There is nothing wrong with having button eyes.

Who wants one of these? 18 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

I'd rather it be a coraline door. But that's just me.

The Office 5 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Chicken is best in the morning.

I remember the days... 19 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

OMG! I totally forgot about this struggle! Wow.
There was a plug in lamp thingy that looked like a clip on book light but I don't think we ever had one.

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The Office 5 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Mayo and black olive?

Sad but true...natural selection is coming for you 22 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

My fiancé hates that I sleep with the door open. Says he wants to be able to hear if someone comes in, instead of opening his eyes to a creeper standing over him with a knife. I tell him he wouldn't wake up either way.

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Really. We all thought she said 28 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

I still hear it that way bc Taylor Swift, and a lot of other singers, needs to learn proper pronunciation.

I guess that's one way to get free food 8 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

That's a lot of work to wait to eat and get a free sandwich from chilis.

Amurica gun 5 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

I can't ever watch it again but I'm trying to get everyone else to watch it so I'm not alone in being scarred by this. It leaves you with the same sad, horrified, sickening affect as The Human Centipede. Yup. Watch it.

Amurica gun 5 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

This movie was the most disturbing thing I've seen in a very long time. I'm angry at Kevin Smith for fucking with my brain and dreams for an entire week.

Toothbrush story 22 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Wtf was this person on? And can I have some? Maybe?

Fried chicken actually sounds good right now. And some hot buttery potatoes. 7 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Well, if you're gonna eat in class...might as well be hot and delicious.

my cat Bob. he passed a few weeks ago 14 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Aw....I'm sorry. ):

When will the suffering end? 16 comments

lauraell87 · 9 years ago

Renesme (or however you spell that stupid name) and Jacob. It would be about them. I doubt Kristin and Rob would have much part in it.