Is the kid without the mask, the human sacrifice? Or the cult leader?

I neeed these

Perfection.

My new favorite guys

I can't stop laughing at this.

That was the most amazing situation I've ever read.

Wow, just wow.

Levitt.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
C'mon

Jealous. I hate when they bring just one...on a plate. Like lemons are so hard to come by.

Um...you fight good.
He was so confused still about being attracted to a dude.

Aw, I have duct tape in my fridge too.

This is what evil looks like (:

$15 and you get a travel size. Nice!

All this talk about needing an American Princess and I just realized...not all Disney chicks are princesses. Alice wasn't a princess, neither was tinker bell, Wendy, and technically pochahantas was the chief's daughter. So there could be an American one, she just wouldn't have to be a princess.

So wrong on so many levels.

Wow, impressed!

What about the 42 cents?

I instantly felt weird after reading this. Like that feeling right before you become violently ill and a mixture of wanting to slap someone.