My first phone was a pink razor and I miss it so much

Nice ass though

Idk why but it is one of my biggest pet peeves when people call these Mosquitos and freak the fuck out when they see them. Bunch of ignorant fucks. (Rant over)

I'll take both to go please

When I finally find a restroom

*trying to fuck a lot

Suspicious dog is suspicious

Deer Jesus has a beard...I can't

Looks like a mushroom cloud

I don't like it when we fight :(
I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and we can all eat it and be happy...

Card board cuts!! Way worse than paper cuts. Or that plastic blade like edge of your binder

This isn't a real rule! Students please don't do this

But, but, it's not march yet

Umm don't fuck with GIRLS and their food

The first picture he has so much sass

Haha I was like umm nothing is moving?! And then I realized...ohh that's the joke