Damn I better look up more... I thought looking at my lap was normal

In America we have equal opportunity so i consider that equal rights I guess? Someone please correct me if I'm wrong!

Such elegance

Since I played boy and girl soccer league My mom has always told me that if they want to play with the guys they can get knocked down like a the guys and she also told me if any girl every hit me with the intention of hurting me let her hit me twice before I start swinging back

It's been my dream to score a game winning goal and bitch slap a T-Rex right afterwards

So does my penis

What a thug

That happened to me last night, it was the worst!

I don't even think this is possible

Those eggs are sweet! My eight year old brother woke up before everyone found all the eggs and broke them all, he said "I was only gonna break one or two but it was just so fun I couldn't stop!"

Did anyone else notice in the title it says the word "to" twice

O.o