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I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Day 159 of your daily dose of cute:Not a stingray but please accept this octopus 11 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Accepted with no objections.
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You'll ask to girls who want a skinny and tiny guy 24 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Every time i ask a girl "Whats your type", first thing they say is tall. FML
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As a Military History student, I thought this was funny. 2 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
And Ride some mustangs that spitfire into a hurricane.
Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
You went Mexican, book.
Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Even If I am a Boy. Shots fired.
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Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Yes felixo, that was my intention. It was a joke.
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Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
"To get more stupider...." Clearly written by a girl.
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Math Teacher Thinks He's Pretty Funny 17 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
I agree
Math Teacher Thinks He's Pretty Funny 17 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
About calling him a scrub
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Math Teacher Thinks He's Pretty Funny 17 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
btw I am kidding
Math Teacher Thinks He's Pretty Funny 17 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
HE IS FUCKING FUNNY YOU SCRUB.
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Smart kid 4 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Damn. He has a better love life than me.
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Three Skateboarders Passing Cyclists as They Descend the Alps 5 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Just because it has a kick tail on either side doesn't mean its not a longboard. The board doesn't have to be long to be a long board. Longboards have wider and softer wheels for speed and sliding.
I wonder 14 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Hoomin
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Great way to start the day 4 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
This is my life goal in a nutshell
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Three Skateboarders Passing Cyclists as They Descend the Alps 5 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Longboarders. Get it right.
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"The answer is NO. How many times do I have to tell you???" 9 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
I like how the doge just takes it.
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Poor sportsmanship 2 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Cop: "You know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Cause I won?"
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The world would probably become a better place 28 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
I would push him myself
Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
His fellow soldiers' lives, as well as our own.
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Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Thanks famousone!
Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
No, Tylerchu, I just know my stuff.
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Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
So, as my rant comes to a close, I'd like to tell you a few things:
Get your shit straight before pulling out your keyboard.
Get off FS and never come back; you are the scum of the Earth.
And lastly, GET REKT.
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Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
They rape women and kill anyone who rats them out to the Americans.
"How can you even show someone how democracy works if you just overrun the country?" We weren't showing them democracy, you halfwit. This wasn't Imperialism; this was war. And murder is not a thing in Wartime. Murder is a killing of a civilian by a civilian in a peaceful country not in wartime. And there's no reason why anyone can't defend themselves. Anyone has a choice in anything. So yes, we are the good ones in this situation. But don't come here and assume that we think "that's the way it is".
And for the killing kids thing, some of them are forced to do so. Remember the Hitler Youth? No, of course you don't. Kids as young as 10 were put in German uniforms and forced to fight. This is been happening at least since then. And you act like it isn't hard mentally to kill a kid. It must be the most painful thing to ever do. They do it to save their friends.
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Rip chris kyle 54 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
What, no comment, guest? I bet you forgot about 9/11 entirely. We did not attack a country; we attacked a group. And by the way, since you seem to have forgotten, 9/11 is where that group (Al Qaeda) attacked us. And Chis Kyle didn't fight ISIS. He fought Al Qaeda, who just so happened to be in these countries; Iraq, Afghanistan, and a little bit of Kuwait. We did not attack the country's governments, we attacked Al Qaeda. We don't "Kill for democracy", We kill for our freedom and when someone challenges that freedom. And don't get me started on the attack at Charlie Hebdo. I bet you don't know shit about that, too. Charlie Hebdo is a comic strip maker in France. They made fun of whatever religious figure they believe in. And as per usual, the extremists get butthurt. They arrived in a Citroen, got out, AKs in hand, and killed twelve people. A 92 year old was one of them. A 92 year old. So stop trying to justify what they do. They brainwash kids and mothers.
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