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lblazel


"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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*heavy breathing* 8 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
With their economy, anyone is stronger than Greece
Match stick maths 26 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
NO
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Senior Prank 18 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
The smell of burnt rubber and a big black Mark on the tile is certainly a prank
Senior Prank 18 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
How is that not a prank?
Senior Prank 18 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
For my Senior Year Prank, If I have a motorcycle, i'm doing a burnout in the cafeteria
Cat shakes head instead of butt 2 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
My cat shakes her ass
This really just happened to me. Skin of my teeth! 7 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Bartender?
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No Fear 9 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Bearded dragons are so derpy :P
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No Fear 9 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Shhhhhhhhh
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A Welshman teaches a seagull to dance 4 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Close your eyes while listening XD
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Instead of swearing at work 10 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
My fave is "Oi, fuck face". Nothing like starting off the conversation with an insult XD
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The elements 8 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Exactly
also, "yes, i fed the brothers" 4 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
"Yes, I'll be home in time for dinner"
The elements 8 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
The reasoning behind that is to protect the chips from breaking, not that we give a fuck. We want more chips.
The elements 8 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
You must be new to life.
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Husky owners will know 1 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
This is the reason I don't want a Husky anymore :...C
She looks like a disney princess 33 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Why doesn't she let them be free? The flowers, I mean.
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She looks like a disney princess 33 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
I'm looking at that sexy chair.
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Don't know if anyone's posted this yet 18 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
And stop petitioning for the flag to be in rainbow colors. We don't want to be known as the country whose flag is all colorful. We want to be known as.... (drumroll pls) Bddddddddddddddddddddd PSH! MURICA! *fireworks in backround*
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She looks like a disney princess 33 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
I'm not looking at her hair. XD
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Damn son
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
One time my comp tech teacher squeezed my shoulder while i was doing my work, just randomly. I'm a boy, and he's a guy *cringes*
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2" 2.5" 3" 4" 5" 6" 7" 8" 10" 12" 16" 24" 36" 48" firework shells 5 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
Sounds like a firing line of tanks
Perfect for riding carts 12 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
and blinkers on the shopping carts, and intersections XD
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Down syndrome cats 13 comments
lblazel · 9 years ago
They look badass
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