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I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Lol 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Or you could get a gun and learn to use it, but ok.
Who says you can't use Math in real life 8 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Now do y=mx+b for that.
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I feel that the heart will go on 10 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
It was rigged anyways. A boxing promoter was gonna leak it and he got killed in DC.
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Maybe America is the bully? 13 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Also when shit goes down the entire world looks to the US for help.
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Real equality 16 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
You're whats wrong with this country. Go to Venezuela and see how well that kind of thinking is working out for them.
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Real equality 16 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Fuck you.
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Could it be...? 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
RIP George Carlin.
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Trying hard to support his kids yet he's ridiculed 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Fake news strikes again.
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Turtle-fighting ring 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
"My bread's on the bigger one."
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Kendrick is taking business 7 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Um, exkuze me but it's only 107k per seat, peasant.
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Cancel the eclipse! 5 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever."
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Verne Troyer eating subway is the best thing ever 10 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
He also has a sex tape if you wanna look that up...
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Amazing 22 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
That's just fucking weird.
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Divided we are easier to control. 44 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
They want us divided.
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Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I love Terminal Lance!
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Irony over 9000 31 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Word to your mother.
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Irony over 9000 31 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
We dropped nukes to stop a fanatical enemy (in terms of them never quitting and throwing themselves at certain death) and prevent more losses on both sides (~3.5 mil dead from the Pacific Campaign itself, compared to ~226k from Atomic Bombs). Police officers shoot people because they do bad things. 1500 people is nothing and to use that to generalize to 323 million people is absurd. We have military bases because we protect other nations and ourselves at the same time. It's not like the military bases aren't wanted by the government of the country they're in. I swear, it's like the person who made this meme is incapable of simple thought processes and research.
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Irony over 9000 31 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Examples? If you're referring to racism and such and you think that that's taught by the American school systems, I regret to inform you that you're gravely mistaken. NK teaches their kids that Americans look like literal monsters and have big noses and are trying to invade their country at all times. North Korean escapees' testimonies below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXo-Vov_98Y&t=954s
Also, the US hasn't threatened anyone with nuclear war at all. All we've done is made statements in response to the ICBM tests that threaten everyone within a 10000km radius. "Met with fire and fury" is not the same as "we will nuke you." Try to look past the clickbait-y title and check sources.
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I feel you man 8 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Yeah, that'll show her.
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Well, paper beats rock 8 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
A college degree doesn't have the chance to end badly and take half your shit, so that's a plus.
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Nicolas cage, the early years 9 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
It was a simpler time...
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Irony over 9000 31 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
The USA hates NK because their regime starves their people, indoctrinates hate into their young, and threatens nuclear war constantly. Similarites? Really?
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Maybe something is about to go down 12 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
You have to admit he was great in Hacksaw Ridge, though.
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I feel you man 8 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Just be like, "BITCH THERE'S A BIG FUCKIN PROBLEM"
Try me 10 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
For a broken everything more like. Thumbs, wrist, face, hopes and dreams....
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