That's a really good lesson, and a good parent. He cares.

Shouldn't they be called waterflies then?

Someone get that Trans-former some counseling.

I bet the husky's like, "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I'M STRAIGHT!"

My mom wouldn't hesitate to have me arrested if I did that shit.

"Man, this is fucking bullshit. Can't wait to get back to the fucking barracks and get plastered."

cat.exe has stopped working...

No, it's a really long story about how you lived, and then you pass away at the end.

Because you're bound by at least a 4 year contract as the government's property. If they wanted our entire volunteer force to pay for themselves, no one would join, because it's financially impossible. Tell a pilot to pay for the jet, all the shit that the jet needs like bombs, missiles, cannon ammo, fuel, etc., training costs, living costs, and all the other shit. That's millions a year compared to 50k a year. It's sad that people think this is a reasonable argument and a good meme. Bad meme.

They say the best hit is the one that goes back to the pitcher.

That's a bad way to go about it.

Why aren't MEN included? This is an OUTRAGE. Sexism! Misandry!

Weakling

I just don't get why the tongue of the lil bastard is always out.