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lblazel


"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Made me lel hard 50 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
No, I wouldn't, because you're just someone on the internet whose opinion I have no care for.
School in tokyo allows students to study with cute maids as they learn programming skills 16 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
So if a Victoria secret model shows up in a bikini and is paid, that's sexist?
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Made me lel hard 50 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
If someone states the truth and then you get offended, it's because it applies to you. When liberals get called pussies and then get offended about it, it's because they are pussies.
Why roadwork takes years to finish 2 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Makin my way downtown....
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What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Yet aesthetically inferior.
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I want to look like her 18 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Beautiful, that's what. It's not like she's the fuckin wicked witch of the west without it.
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They're really helpful 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
It's just a fake caption m80
Red light runner 1 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I would put a train horn on the carriage, providing it doesn't freak the horse out more.
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They're really helpful 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
And stay in the country? And get taxpayer's money without paying taxes? Hehe...
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F**k some rules 26 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I'm sorry that you're so retarded and didn't get enough hug from your parents as a child - something I knew I'd say.
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30 days of my wound healing 9 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
"Wound". My good sir, 'tis but a scratch.
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Goddammit jack 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Pull it together, Jack.
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F**k some rules 26 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
@sir_spiderman You're just a dumb piece of shit, aren't you? That "order" probably came from some fuckin butterball 2LT with a bachelors in philosophy who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Ordering men to fall back when there's more men in a bad spot only a mile away? THAT'S unpatriotic, leaving men behind. But he saved 4 squads. 36 men.
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Bring back the Pharaohs! 19 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
NK citizens don't even get clean water and ice.
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How to fail at Tinder 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THINGS SO COMPLI-KATE-ED
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Bugatti sprayed in Vanta Black 21 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I wish vantablack didn't cost so damn much.
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Imagine Dragons 15 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Just get a bearded dragon. Closest thing, really.
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Respect 19 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I would click evidence but ok
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Free solo 11 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
top kek
Free solo 11 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
But look how high he is.
Leprechaun 1, airplane 0 4 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Leprechaun just protecting his lucky charms.
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Kindergarten graduation 9 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I swear, we need to stop rewarding normality so fuckin much.
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The highest female note in the world is higher than a kettle pot 3 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
That sounded just like my damn water kettle.
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Such a great quote...Wait 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Correlation is not causation. Fucksakes, people need to get this through their head.
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