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I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Oh no 14 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Or shit bags. That's two words too.
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Oh no 14 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Her personality is ugly too.
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Murika 43 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
OP is just looking for an excuse to shit on the US. How original.
Snitchin was never an option 18 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
It’s perplexing to me how people think it’s ok to attack someone like Trump, and anyone saying that’s not okay gets downvoted. I wouldn’t wish Hillary to get beaten up by 39 people. I’d wish that she be put in jail for her crimes.
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Retired Marine keeps promise made in bunker in Vietnam 3 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Fuckin’ RAH.
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Your daily vietnamese farmer! 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I must go, the Americans are invading again.
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I would have never guessed mittens. 3 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Well it'd be obvious if someone hadn't drawn fingers.
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Phobia of communism 11 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yea because Venezuela isn’t going through a famine right now.
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Phobia of communism 11 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Damn right, Frank.
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Seriously. 52 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
No ketchup
Seriously. 52 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Mans not hot
"We make the biggest best bombs. Yuge. Terrific. The Best." 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Better than that psycho warmonger Clinton.
"We make the biggest best bombs. Yuge. Terrific. The Best." 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
There was no way he was supposed to win the last election. But he did. If you wish that an entire country should burn based on the sole fact that you didn't get your way, then please go see a psychiatrist.
Choose wisely 11 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yes. People really are that stupid.
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Accidental rape 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I bet this girl is the same type of girl that thinks that if a girl consents to sex but than regrets it later, that’s rape.
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Food 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
TOTALLY NOT ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO EAT MORE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Food 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yes, except memes.
Food 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Everything in moderation.
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Could Someone Explain the Ending for me? 19 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I think the girl died and the blue guy carried her to wherever souls go.
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Oh, he's definitely gonna stay safe 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
You still haven't answered my initial question. Just because it's a game doesn't mean you can ignore history and make your own shit. The only reason they did stuff like black female Nazi SS officers was to pander to the crybabies saying we need inclusivity and shit. And I don't disagree because it's the 'popular' thing to do, which it isn't. I disagree because it's disrespectful to those who have fought and died fighting one of the worst wars the world has ever seen. It's giving credit to black women who weren't anywhere CLOSE to the battlefield and didn't do anything to help (I'm not saying that they had a choice to serve and didn't; I'm aware that it's impossible for black women to have served at that level in those times.). Kids play this game and will think "Oh black women fought in the second world war", which isn't the case. A revolution in the COD series? COD has been selling you the same gameplay with different graphics and guns for ten years. That's it.
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Oh, he's definitely gonna stay safe 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yes, some were prototypes, but they were prototypes when the war was still going on. Stop trying to bullshit me. Also, explain to me how damn Kar 98 loads with a fucking MAGAZINE and carries what, like 7 rounds in game? Or with the springfield sniper rifle the damn thing loads with a stripper clip? When historically you have to load each round individually? Or how the M1 Garand animation has the guy push the bolt forward, when actually in reality you have to hold the bolt back because the gun automatically wants to chamber a new round? Or how there's an automatic PISTOL in the game? I could go on...
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Oh, he's definitely gonna stay safe 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
You didn't answer my question.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP_18
Read and weep. "The MP 18 manufactured by Theodor Bergmann Abteilung Waffenbau was the first submachine gun used in combat. It was introduced into service in 1918 by the German Army during World War I as the primary weapon of the Sturmtruppen, assault groups specialized in trench combat."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beretta_M1918
"The Beretta Model 1918 was a submachine gun that entered service in 1918 with the Italian armed forces."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chauchat
"The Chauchat, named after Colonel Louis Chauchat, the main contributor to its design, was the standard machine rifle or light machine gun of the French Army during World War I (1914–18)."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1918_Browning_Automatic_Rifle
"Although the weapon did see some action in World War I..."
Oh, he's definitely gonna stay safe 16 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Domo, please go read some history, then come back and try to explain to me how black female Nazi SS officers make any kind of historical fucking sense.
The hell does that even mean? 8 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
It means she's got dad-like arms.
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