Haha I just watched this last night and laughed my head off at this part

I call a sofa or couch a settee (not sure if I spelled that right) and I'm English ..

I JUST WATCHED THIS TODAY OMFG THE FEELS MAN I DIED

I still spent like 10 mins looking at it trying to understand ahaha i get it now though :)

I laughed so loud at this

1) YES
2) Arms, it's weird having killer abs and then bony arms, no offence to anyone tho :)
3) Smooth, a little stubble is a plus
4) Nooooooo
5) Most can
6) depends how short the girl is, I'm really short so yes, there is a too tall haha
7) Once again, depends on the size of the girl
8) Pfft all the time, it's similar to how often a guy stares at a girls breasts haha

But just look at how big that pizza is, damn I think the UK has bigger pizza than us

The only thing it's bloody good for haha

Heaven on a plate!

NO NO NO NO NO