I wish it had the real names .....I am a mom :(

Have fun taking that on public transportation, a plane, or taking it to school.

This was fantastic!

O.M.G. Awesome

White chocolate is not chocolate....

Balloon full of paint?

Gross animals that are really cute

so....creepyaf.....One Direction or Justin Bieber?

I think she painted it, not sure she drew the rhino

You got a hair cut and a tan.....calm down, you still look like a fat cow

Fantastic.

Someone please tell me what Quark/Curd is

Things I heard at the preschool I work at, TODAY: "What's up bitches?" "Someone kicked me in the ass" "Hey sexy lady" and "mother fuckers"
Love my job.

Best post of the day

There go all the teachers

He should have dropped it on the ground in front of them. Or possibly put a bonnet on the bag, put it in a stroller and pushed it around the protesters asking them to kiss it.

Turtles

Dinner?

Do you want termites? This is how you get termites.