A man, his daughter, and his crocodile. 12 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
RIP Steve.
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They say the meanest things 7 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
Toddlers always as if I'm a boy or a girl because I have a pixie cut.
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Naturally Black Water 4 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
it says on the bottle "spring water enriched with fulvic acid"
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Who needs sleep anyways? 5 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
But at the same time if your body is lacking sleep it with create a hormone that slows down your matabolism.
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daaaamn 10 comments
Problem solved 6 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
Once this morbidly obese man sat next to me on the plane and he literally took up his seat and half of mine and every time he started falling asleep his muscles would relax and he would settle farther into my seat and then he would suddenly wake up and try to suck it in. It was a 8 hour flight.
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paused frozen at the perfect time 23 comments
Comebacks that leave people speechless 5 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
Cockatoos are kind of like pit bulls. As a whole they're really nice animals but every once in a while there's a mean you that bites you and you loose your finger.
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That feel when you realize you're a parrot 5 comments
This may just save your life 15 comments
Apparently he has the nose of a bloodhound 15 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure the Chinese kids are the tampon and the rotting beef lining the walls is the blood lining the uterus and and the 5 day supply of blood is the period blood stuff and after that I'm unsure.
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Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
lecomte
· 10 years ago
Like me, I'm in plenty of honors classes so it's not like I'm dumb but I also play violin for 3 hours a night. School just isn't my thing, but not because I'm bad at it, just because I love the arts.
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