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A man, his daughter, and his crocodile. 12 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
RIP Steve.
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They say the meanest things 7 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Toddlers always as if I'm a boy or a girl because I have a pixie cut.
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Naturally Black Water 4 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
it says on the bottle "spring water enriched with fulvic acid"
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It's not... 9 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
NO. THIS IS PATRICK.
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How to get free food by pretending to be stood up 14 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
thats very true but it was still hilarious.
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Who needs sleep anyways? 5 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
But at the same time if your body is lacking sleep it with create a hormone that slows down your matabolism.
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This black leaf of Colocasia Esculenta 'black magic' 3 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
I have some of those im my fish pond but they're purple
When I try to talk to girls and they be like... 6 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
I appreciate anyone's company personally.
All fun and games until the bugs start falling 5 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
I'd be awesome if you where a pole dancer though.
daaaamn 10 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
because of the flare, man. It's awful in the real world.
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World class violinist plays in public but no one really cared 12 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
I'm goingng to see him preform next Friday :)))
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In light of pumpkin spice season 9 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
because they can only odd.
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Problem solved 6 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Once this morbidly obese man sat next to me on the plane and he literally took up his seat and half of mine and every time he started falling asleep his muscles would relax and he would settle farther into my seat and then he would suddenly wake up and try to suck it in. It was a 8 hour flight.
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paused frozen at the perfect time 23 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
WE FORGOT THE CHEESE GROMIT
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You have an intruder 6 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
The Pink panther?
Comebacks that leave people speechless 5 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Cockatoos are kind of like pit bulls. As a whole they're really nice animals but every once in a while there's a mean you that bites you and you loose your finger.
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That feel when you realize you're a parrot 5 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
That's just about the only exception and these are obviously not toucans.
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My dad saved his own life 15 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Chairs work too.
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This may just save your life 15 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
You die.
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This may just save your life 15 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Just tie it off on the side of the wound closest to the heart.
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Five generations apart 5 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
She does not look 100...
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This is kinda depressing 14 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
"A new mind ready for molding?"
Apparently he has the nose of a bloodhound 15 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure the Chinese kids are the tampon and the rotting beef lining the walls is the blood lining the uterus and and the 5 day supply of blood is the period blood stuff and after that I'm unsure.
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Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
Like me, I'm in plenty of honors classes so it's not like I'm dumb but I also play violin for 3 hours a night. School just isn't my thing, but not because I'm bad at it, just because I love the arts.
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Febreeze grenade. Just pull the zip tie, toss it and RUN 14 comments
lecomte · 10 years ago
It's better with axe.
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