i know too much. I must be killed.

oh, ok

yeah, she's a dancer. Dancers wear weird things to stay warm

but the auditions were blind, they didn't know they were women.

Calmthelovelytits, "An adult male is called a bull. An adult female is called a cow.
A young moose is called a calf." The same as cattle.
http://www.cutemoose.net/moose_facts.htm

haha bullshit because a male moose is called a bull

human race slowly dies out

it looks like she's clenching her butt cheeks or something

puke is contagious to some people

"I just really need to focus on my art right now"

After a quick google search I have discovered that guide horses seem to be better options. They Live much longer, are most cost effective because dog training is in sub high demand, they are really calm in chaotic situation and are very focused, they have a better memory, they have better sight, they have more natural instincts so they're always looking for danger, they have higher stamina, and they don't crave human attention like dogs do.

and drive with one of your blinkers on

and she was referring to a right hand turn.

i bathe her every other week and that's the only explanation for this picture

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cool