I believe you meant: Have you ever wanted to look like the most *AWESOME FUNTASTICALLY BLESSED person in the world?

I am so fucking scared right now.

Who gets higher pay, STILL?
Who is more likely to get into a graduate program (don't fuck with me on this, I've done my research)?
Who is FAR more likely to become the CEO of a major company?
Who can claim that a victim of rape is lying and have the media on their side?
Who can have sex with whomever they want, whenever they want, and be idolized for it?
Who can consciously and obviously degrade people of the other gender and not be called out on it?
WHO CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT GENDER INEQUALITY DESPITE THE FACT THAT LITERALLY ALL OF HISTORY HAS WORKED IN THEIR FAVOR MORE THAN IT EVER HAS FOR WOMEN?
I can't even believe this is still happening. Hearing men complain about advantages that women get or white people complaining about advantages black people get is ridiculous. Imagine two children, and the parent is giving candy to the other one for a while, and as soon as the other child gets some candy the first is putting up a fuss. It's like that.
Just stop, please.

THANK YOU. Or when they say like "Calm down, okay?" And I'm like, "Look, I'm calm, I'm just expressing emotion. I'm about to lose my shit only because you told me to calm down."

So accurate.

In Time

Oh lord all of the tunes went through my head one after another and now I have a headache thanks.

If tumblr was a school.

You must respond. And quickly. Find every photo in the house and replace everything in it that you can with Nicholas Cage. Move quickly.

Boys are really wimpy about a lot of stuff. My friend and I were practicing our splits and the guys sitting around us were just yelling in complete horror. We touched our toes and one of them was like "Doesn't that hurt?!" And we're both like... "Um, not really."
But seriously boys hate stretching.

I literally just saw a post on iwastesomuchtime about a David Thorne who got like 10 office complaints. COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT

"We are talking about the greater good here!!!"
"The greater good?" Aw shit. "I AM THE GREATEST GOOD" I fucked up. "YOU ARE EVER" Please don't kill me. "GONNA GET."

THANK YOU. I think people end up thinking that drunk driving is just irresponsible, like "Oops, I was accidentally driving drunk. Oops." But really, it's more than that. It's like texting when you're driving; it's selfish. It says that my own desire to get home or my desire to respond to a text is more important than someone else's life, and that's just fucked up.

I agree with this. I mean, obviously there should be consequences for bullying, but it's not going away. My parents knew that, and instead helped me to make strategies to deal with it and helped me to understand when to stand up for myself and when to maybe just ignore it. That definitely the best thing they could've done.

FUCKING SAY YES

This girl is taking over all the fandoms.

Distant relative of the land shark

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THIS

Just saying... http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110127222847/avatar/images/1/1f/Joo_Dee.png

Agree. I was sick and I decided to watch this because I hadn't seen it in a long time and to make a long story short it did not help me.

Gold fucking star.

Sherlock fandom is not okay. Sherlock fandom will never be okay. Do not ask Sherlock fandom questions. Do not talk to Sherlock fandom. Do not feed Sherlock fandom. Allow us to curl up in our loneliness and heartache in peace.

This is probably the most single I've felt in a long time.

NOOOOOOO I IS DOES WANT