It's pronounced "Bal-ake".

"I need proof of life after what you did to my gerbil dad."

Both are wondering if they can eat the other one.

People. Sometimes you disappoint me.

The rest is paperwork

If you strike me down...

Good thing he founded two shoes. I can't imagine what our shoe technology would look like today without Jim's efforts.

So that's what I'm doing wrong!

Something something insertion joke

Uh..Arnold...come with me if you want to live.

Not getting any better though.
Mr. Meeseeks: Oooh but she's trying!

Can I return this for store credit?

What to buy grandma when you are ready for your inheritance

I do what I want.

I'm going to start doing this

Hi hi hi!

Craft beer with over 8% abv!

I hope he wins.

We never saw the dog after that and grandma never was the same.

But it never says "I've got a headache" or "It's that time of the month" or "I think your mom is attractive"