"She'll never never again know a love like mine."

That's a thing I know now as well.

Three hours later she talked me into shooting myself

There should be yellow snow all around him

Work uses inappropriate touches.

On my way way back from Disneyland we stop in a dennys. The waitress was an awful mess but when she saw my daughter she asked me what was her name.
Me: Voldermort.
Waitress: such a cute name for a pretty girl
Me: *eyes narrowed* Thanks

Cherish granny. Her heart was absolutely in the right place.

Is it judgement day again?

Hit no targets.

Matt Damon's lesser known brother Lester suffers a crisis in the workplace.

That's not uh...lifesize is it?

Seeing how it was the Grinch driving the bus I can understand.

"Now if I could just find a parking spot."

His standards are still way too high.

But my iPhone...not so much

Whoa.

Right up the poop chute

Drunk Leonardo trains

Soul power

Don't fail God Jodie

How did my rock band avatar escape to the real world?

At least he got that employee discount