The day Gomez Addams rocked your world was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday.

All right Dennis, vogue!

One pumpkin spice cappuccino to find them

I'm Batman

I never thought ed helms was funny

Boldly go

All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.

What is this high school?

That's some b.o.

I've got time to hear sins. Who wants some salvation?

I have to agree with the moonpie

Gary is shady

Marty Marty the one man party

The crazier people let her in

Hahhahahha

I guess pimpin' is easy.

When you were in the middle of your favorite kink and you hear the door opening.

Why would your hairdresser make you look like a giant penis?

"I'd really love to change my shirt"

"One meeeellion dollars!"

It's easier to appease the little s.o.b.s than deal with their whining for another year.