My cat applies the same logic when he tries to hide behind the curtains.

And let me tell you good viewer, I drink a lot.

Hopefully he has a good personality

Farmer fires all his apple pickers..hires Ophelia.

Shamauri

How many places have you been to for the last time?

"I'm gonna unwrap you now"

That's a good one

"Whoooooooooo-mmmmmmmmppph!"

"Right meow!"

Take it easy wolverine

I have this weird feeling that Han Solo saved him last night.

Ford's model A

At least nature is consistent

At least I'm a funny joke

"Thots enough"

I don't care how rested I feel, I'm not fucking my dog.

I'm pretty sure that someone just put keanu's eyes over Adam's face..

They got all the information that they'll need for the invasion

Normal person becomes supervillian.

Sexy runnings