Don't play with your food!

Leincredibleme is long for poor

I would but it's hands only

*muttering to self*
Blasted kids and their Kardashians

*peeks inside*
It says Cap & Bucky B.f.f.

That's not a fault in my settings. I'm broadening your horizons.

Water your plants folks

Geez Stephanie.

That wrench still costs more than my car

Of course we had sex.

*looks at you*
You're next!

Dirty as hell

B.A.M.F.

I think I said this was custard the last time we saw this here.

Well I read that all bass ackwards

I'm straight but I want that shirt

Yes sir capt America sir! I’m gonna make a change, for once in my life
It’s gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right.

*stares off into space*

Always bet on black