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Yoda taught him so much.

No one should be alone in their old age, he thought.” “Fish," he said, "I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.

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I do it. It makes the room instantly look cleaner

*overheard in prison*

How long is that trail? 4-5 miles?

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