"But I'm wolverine..."

"And surely this family crest of a swastika will mean 'love and prosperity for all' for many years"

The real hero of star wars is that r2 unit from a new hope that sacrificed himself with his bad motivator so that r2d2 and c3po could stay together

I'm Ron Burgandy?

You've got to bee kidding me

So he should say something

Realistic!

Ice to meet you ma'am

I'm on the couch with a ten month old personality who is fussy and wants a nap

That hippo would absolutely ruin your day

The bad guy is definitely on the top floor

I'm half the man I used to be

I wonder if he woke up that day and knew that he was going to be shot by police later and die in the street.

Balls of steel and a full diaper.

Make your move!

She looks super concerned

She's a kingpin in GTA

That'll do donkey. That'll do.

Oh man I'd watch it all the time

But pulling on it does.
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That's for y'alls information.

Old ladies need love too

... this is nice.

At least it's a funny joke

Leincredibleme "Man child"

Dangerous