"How much for the goat?"
"Through the roof"

He's clearly there to teach someone something.

Don't panic

There's always money in the banana stand!

Whoa buddy. My eyes are up here

Worth the risk

Later masterbater

"I'll never go thirsty again!"

I always wonder about the ant that brings the poison back to the colony.
Do they realize that Gary just killed the queen? Is there a trial? Does he get exiled or decide to kill himself due to grief?

When you want to kill every last motherfucker on the battlefield, accept no substitutes.

Billy Madison joins the marines

Not a bad career for a piece of driftwood

I have a shit saber

Stop f*cking my girlfriend then.

I'm such a fan of this picture

Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!

"This person just got all handsy!"

Sept 31st is a Monday. Got it.

The fish sent him to "sleep with the humans"

60 farts per second? See a dr

*65 million likes or a city disappears from the map*

That's what it's all about.