The tragic end of Florida Man.

I'm in.

Boldly go

I dunno....50-50?

Uh....so dude got out but put himself back in...he's been institutionalized

At his age he's happy just to get it up

Is it that bad being a German cop?

Oh hell no mittens isn't gonna hit me with a spirit bomb.

Each rider set a personal best

It was even slow to get discovered

I see three targets

Poor jane

He gone get torn

"Schlick"? Be gentle!

Call me Ishmael

We all know that Colombian man is Florida man on vacation

Mom had good hands.
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Yeah she does.

Now anytime someone with a kid pisses me off, I'm gonna tell them where babies come from.

If I was a drug dealer I would never stop calling them.

These things mean the same things.

He's so deep in the friend zone he wears a mask to keep from getting picked on.

Every little bit helps

"He even hits like a bitch. Zero stars."