@buttscarleton...buttscarleton.

Better stop because if you don't
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

Get it get it

Camera guy needs a raise

What the actual fuck

Bruce Campbell creams his blood soaked jeans.

"Clarence, did you have to supersize it?"
*turns picture around*

But now her spit tastes like someone else

"I've seen things dad... this horrible mushroom kept popping in to scare me.."

"Tell me again how you've changed since Sarah left you."

"Mr. Laforge....7 to beam up."

guilty as charged

It was me and I'm an adult thank you.

Because you really didn't want that wall anyway

Sweep the leg!

"Why do humans throw poop on the ceiling at highway reststops? Yes that monster was necessary."

I tell him the same thing when he gets to work . Helps keep Kevin motivated.

I sleep at least 4

What monster would dare cut that?

The tragic end of Florida Man.

I'm in.

Boldly go