I don't fear the darkness. I fear what adopted it.

This kid is going places

I'm fond of:"COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH"

Until Disney buys dc.

Penis

Oh I just can't wait to be king!

So...The Happening actually happened?

You evil bastard

The one ring to rule them all

It's the way to rainbow road

Wal-Mart Wal-Mart Wal-Mart

Looks like a Brazilian people live there..
I'll see myself out.

Do you want star wars? Because this is how you get star wars.

Who wouldn't take that?

I buy pumpkins but I come for the melons.

What do I look like? Michael Vick?

Is that man a dwarf or a giant? I need all of the variables.

9000 copies of twilight does not a library make.

I don't know why people feel like they're nascar drivers in their vehicles but turn into snails with shopping carts

It's a Chevy.. it'll break down soon.
- Mahk

End this ghost on ghost violence

She's still going to eat my food