And we witnessed a grown man fudging his huggies

Guest is apparently a screamer

Once upon a time..

God is everywhere. Including your studio apartment.

He didn't want starman getting pulled over by the guardians of the galaxy

He's gotta get that secret ingredient for the krabby patty

Hopefully he'll live through it...

Looks at my red cup and wonders where it all went wrong

Those inside are no longer looking at the mona lisa...

Those bags are ten cents a pop! That's a cabinet filled with money!

It's a superior movie that is part of the marvel machine.

I have three nukes then i call the leaders of the world and ask for one meeelllion dollars.

That's how you get stepped on

Jake is a friend of Ethan's.

I murdered a rock that I stubbed my toe on.
I injured a stone that was talking trash.
I hospitalized a brick

I don't want to arm teachers. That invites a whole other issue of a shootout involving civilians. I would prefer a police substation added to schools or retired military hired as peacekeepers. Keeping firearms in the right hands while keeping kids safe.

"you're gonna learn some fashion sense today boy"

move to amish country and relive the 1880s all over again.

Wow. Black Panther just kicked that guy into Sudan and he was just standing there.

These eyes, are crying
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

He's recording. He's 2018's Ace Ventura

The knight of tobacco road