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This is real pain. 117 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Why do you have a crush on Draco?

Teachers ass 10 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Isn't that against school policy, kinda? Like, teachers shouldn't touch their students like that.

Teachers ass 10 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Or mine. But the teacher I would like to be in this position next to me don't teach subjects that would put them in this position. Like, there's a sexy chorus teacher in my school with a sweet ass, but he's a CHORUS teacher, so he wouldn't do this, plus I don't take chorus.

Kids aren't the only ones who get time-outs 7 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

He looks so ashamed.

When I heard a group of 14 year-old girls talking about who they'd f*ck 24 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G!

A big difference 18 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Don't be expecting us to bail you out, you ne'er-do-well.

For you lucifer 7 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Is this how they get back to the Underworld? Like, if you twirl this enough, a portal opens?

At Least There Is No Sax Or Violins In This Joke....It's Safe For Work.. 20 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

It's A-Okay. So long as you thought of it to share the humor with us!

I got the feels :( 29 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

At 8 her grammar is bad, but it's okay because this was so heartwarming!

Fear me, human! 5 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Animalgifs may be my favorite poster! All these posts are so cute and they make me smile and brighten my day! Love you!

I thought it was a door. 5 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Awww! Poor puppy! He's too cute to be hurt! I'll kiss it, make it better!

At Least There Is No Sax Or Violins In This Joke....It's Safe For Work.. 20 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

That title. Har, har, har, har, har. Too funny! :D

This is definitely safe 9 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Such a disgraceful misuse!

For you lucifer 7 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Lucifer....! You are being summoned! Are these YOUR homies?

He's got it figured out 8 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Boston Crème Pie doesn't.

yAyyYYYYYyyYY sNOwMaNNN 4 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Hmm... maybe I should watch this movie....

MWAHHAHAHAHA 9 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

That's one, new way to think about it. I have a drawer filled with bags.

Old spice running out of ideas 7 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I'm so confused. Is it watermelon soap that you grope?

I Am A Fangirl 31 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I am a fangirl, but there are no fandoms for the books I fangirl to.

I Am A Fangirl 31 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

No one likes the boy band fandom. Fictional fandoms are the only way to go!

Cats wearing glasses. 8 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

That last one has so much kitty swag.

wait what 35 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Oh so pretty and witty and bright.

*title* 6 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

This sounds like a (for lack of better word) dumbed-down version of what Captain Jack Sparrow said.

Winning at minesweeper 2 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I have some burn cream, if you want it.

To all funsubsters! 10 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

*cringes* Ugh, cooties. Where's my hand sanitizer?