lemmeliveinbooks
"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."
--Oscar Wilde
This is every kind of wrong 13 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Her parents made her stand next to this donkey because they saw it's huge dick, but because she was an innocent child, she didn't know why they made her stand next to it because she probably didn't know what a penis was. So now that she's older, she understands that her parents wanted a picture of her with a donkey with a ginormous cock.
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It's amazing what a strong jaw can do 28 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I just think it would be interesting. Think about a gender swap in Snow White and the 7 Dwarves and tell me that wouldn't be very different from the original.
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It's amazing what a strong jaw can do 28 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Remakes should be made with gender swaps. I would watch the shit out of those!
When the media is already covering the 2016 presidential election 7 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you Jesus! He was also the brother in Flicka. That would have bothered me forever!
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When the media is already covering the 2016 presidential election 7 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Dammit! Who is this!? His name is escaping me! What has he starred in?
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d(s*xy)lia. 5 comments
Jennifer's advice to young women 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I knew she was awesome and smart, but I never knew she was this brilliant!
Every Time I Go To See a Movie 1 comments
Sparkle like a little b*tch 19 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
This is my favorite Twilight meme. I love Bella's face; it's perfect for that reaction!
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Potatoes or NAH? 3 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I mean, Bob is a great fixer and he's very talented, but he's not a miracle worker!
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Same Difference 7 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
IDK why you're getting down voted for expressing an honest opinion that I'm sure many people, like myself, share. Jeans are so restricting! I can't stand them!
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I need these NOW!! 8 comments
THE FEELS. 12 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I first when I saw the dates, I thought this was for a fish, but then I read the comments and realized it wasn't and now I'm gonna go cry.
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Omigawd ily haymitch lead our rebellion 20 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Yeah, and I feel like he would be a lot more sarcastic and rude, which is always funny!
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Edited 10 years ago
Does this look like the face of murrrcy 9 comments
He made me question my s*xuality 22 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I had to get a bunch of new pairs. Every time I look at this post in my notifications, my panties keep getting obliterated!
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I know what you were thinking. Shame on you! 6 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
What a coincidence: The first time I checked on this post, it had 69 likes! LOL!
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Mostly everyone has done 22 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I have done all of them except the last one. And with the towel one, I just used to tie a blanket around my neck and pretend it was a cape/robe thing that queens wear and I pretended to be a princess.
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Girls 7 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I didn't fall from Heaven so it didn't hurt. It did, however, hurt like a bitch when I scraped my elbows and knees crawling up from Hell.
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Yo mama joke on receipts 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
She didn't want to do oral sex b/c she didn't want to smear her lipstick so they had traditional sex and she got pregnant.
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Yo mama joke on receipts 8 comments
Dog sledding starter pack 4 comments
When pooping and a single water droplet flies up into my ass 7 comments
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I can't stand him with facial hair! Ergh! Like, in The Dark Knight Rises, in the beginning, I was like, "Okay, when's he gonna shave?!" Sorry if you disagree, but I don't think it's a good look for him.
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