Sounds good to me!

I have never seen Doctor Who, but even I can tell that this was extremely cool and clever.

I love this movie so much!!! I've yet to read the book. I thought it was so cool how it was based off of Romeo and Juliet.

They will always be funny. I didn't even know they were a problem.

Ohmygod!!! I loved this show! It was so weird, but it was awesome, too. Why do they always cancel all the good cartoons and shows?

I'd say he's mature.

I want to be friends with that girl!!

He looks like that good-guy literal SpiderMonkey in Spy Kids 2.

Sexual innuendos make life so much more interesting and fun. They're easy (like your mom)

Come on, admit it. When we first saw it, we all thought it was a dildo, too.

4. Stay there and never come back.

Did a spurned woman just write down the number of her ex or something?

These puns never get on Minerves. (Ya know, kinda like Minerva. Ah, forget it.)

Ahahahahaha! This is perfect! The perfect caption for this scene!

"Shit! We're almost up to the cash register. Where's my momma?"

What I thought when I read the first line:
"Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge"

God! I hear all the dumbass jocks in my gym class and on my bus say this. I barely resist the urge to smack them and bitch them out.

This little girl is so adorable!! I can't even handle it! Asdgresdfjs!!!