Small? Or was it actually the size of his head?

*smooth criminal plays in the background*

My boobs will find a way to sweat, no matter where I am.

Bella did not leave her family so she could live forever. If you recall from the last movie, she was still able to spend time with Charlie. She also got to keep the new family she loves and she got the chance to protect them, with the inner strength she found when she became a vampire. Just because she loved Edward wholeheartedly doesn't mean that she's weak. Love is not a weakness. She is strong because she loves, and that need to protect those she loves makes her strong enough to actually protect them. Bella was changed for the better because she realized the importance of her loved ones, like Charlie and Jacob and Edward. She became more confident when she became a vampire. While I agree that Bella collapsed when Edward left, it emphasizes the idea that love is powerful. So, I would argue that there are good messages in the Saga, not just ones like, "Having a boyfriend is the most important thing in life."

Boo fucking hoo. It teaches us that family is important, love keeps you safe, and even though change is scary, it can change us for the better. It also teaches about finding your inner strength.

Shirtless, nonetheless!

Why would the victim want some mean mugger's pants?

A WHOLE raw potato!

Oh yeah! *Rachel high five* Power to the Rachels!