Grandmother Willow called; she said you're a dumbass.

Damn! That last girl's bra must be reeeally tight. You can see the imprint perfectly.

His face: "Goddammit!"

"The-frostiest-of-butts" and carry-on-my-wayward-butt"

Her hair was so much prettier when it was all wild, long, and curly.
Fun fact: If you have her songs on your iPod or something, then set the device to black on white (or white on black? I'm not sure. Whichever one it isn't normally on), and then look back at her Fearless album, it looks like her hair is blue fire. It's so cool!

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen! Tee hee!

That comma is bothering me. It is unnecessary.

Jokes on them. He's gonna be the only one without herpes.

I want a dad this chill!

I feel this pain daily. ;_;