pupper lost a leg :(

let's just say your bowels produce a lot of methane gas... and that's a contained space...

No it's not. There are around 11 nations capable of making and deploying nukes - US, Russia, China, Pakistan, India, Israel, UK, France, North Korea, then South Africa and Brazil are said to be capable of manufacturing but have not really carried out testing. I bet you won't find these nations sitting around that particular "Ban Nukes" table.

him - "How does a person go from ass to dick?"
her - "It happened to me in 8th grade"

WTF does Archery have to do with Piracy?

kids are wearing camo gear... that should be a sign of something right away.

"manhole" is not a "man hole"

explain a film poorly

Hemp for Victory, anyone?

looks like oatmeal

The Oscar-winning movie adaptation of the novel "Spitter spatter", starring Ryan Gosling as "The Sprinkler System"

jeebus, I had to re-read it... I didn't see the apostrophe the first time

6 months?! How about 16 years?!

In Russia train catches you

More like a villain in an Austin Powers movie

*silent approval*

So Wolverine is a sort of wulver-esque creature?

*viking cat

Well played mom, well played.

... unless they stop loving you

Alphonse would be proud

Old English joke about how stupid the Irish are/were. Very non-PC these days.
Texans would make the exact same joke about Aggies.