LemmingOverlord

lemmingoverlord


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I never knew this 19 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
Turkey and Greece have been history-long enemies. However, every time a quake hits Turkey, you can be sure the first boots + paws on the ground are those of Greek first responders. And when Greece gets hit first, it's vice-versa.
Only in America would one presume to think that disaster relief comes in the form of "true-blooded Americans".
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Lord of the Rings 2017 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
*shares for more likes*
Probably a massager 10 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
oh memory foam, you snitch, you...
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The chemicals are turning kid gay 9 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
I guess she was latina and was testing his commitment to the cause.
I've lived my entire life without head 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
i think that was the point...
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I want Dr. Hannah in my corner 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
i think that's the point. symptoms begin being felt at the most distant extremities.
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Champion of the Queen of England 19 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
He'll bankrupt the fuck outta you, so you won't be able to pay your army and they all desert.
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Rio Olympics were only a year ago, but the venues look like they've been deserted for ages 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
No. It just takes something that's already there, and pushes it to an extreme (in this case, corruption and greed). The Olympic Committee already requires that the buildings be reused after the Olympics (it's in their specifications), but there is no way to enforce this.
I live in a country that hosted a European football championship quite a few years ago. All the stadiums that were built from the ground up are still in active public use to this day.
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Cat's trying to find a spot 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
"Cats"
So that's why 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
stiff wiener pointing down?
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Beautiful kitty 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
and that, ma'am is his highness' exact name.
Serious inquires only 12 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
the only cat that's a good boy
Just a tip 61 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
Police being oppressed.
World map 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
Africa is rekt, tho'
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Scam 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
new zealand, tho'
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I can't hear my turn coming. 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
whenever I'm parking, I *always* turn off the music... it simply overwhelms my senses and I just need it gone.
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Nigahiga 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
They're not so awesome... drop a couple of them in a forested area and it will become desert in no time.
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My boyfriend would do this. 21 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
Prunella sounds like she has good bowel movements
Real equality 16 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
The fact that not everyone has an equal starting place is due to the fact that their ancestors did something that got them ahead. unfortunately, many fortunes were made (and will continue to be made) in a world where regulations are not in place to avoid imbalanced outcomes.
If a family fortune goes back 200 years, then believe me: it was built on child labour and 72 hour work weeks.
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Solved the mystery 13 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
you're really rubbing in the salt, aren'tcha? (I'm not Dutch, but I'm 6'6" and live in a mediterranean country)
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This is an ATM pin code skimmer. Sneaky bastards 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
there's an easier way to this... they sometimes put on a fake money slit in front of the real one. you withdraw cash, the fake slit captures the bills, and the machine thinks you've taken the money out. all the while, you're heading out to the closest branch to complain about the atm
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What would you do? 10 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
high-five him
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I feel sorry for you 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
now, if that was pizza...
Clever girl 20 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
<brace for impact> wouldn't that actually be the female gender's fault? some marketeer, a long time ago, rationalized that women would go to greater lengths to take care of their aesthetics and hygiene. or would that be projected expectations of beauty that men hold women to?
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A real hitter 12 comments
lemmingoverlord · 7 years ago
She's a keeper, 'cos she gonna need a fetcher.
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