http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5698062/Burglar-left-bruised-and-bleeding-by-retired-boxer-72.html

add a frame with him getting some boxer shorts in the face.

Could've totally gone the other way, he coulda turned into a vengeful vigilante that goes around killing prosecutors. Good guy John Legend

so... no one's gonna comment on the OP's name?

Nice how he brings gifts to soften up the cops.

I love how "capitalist" America, has this "socialist" means of transportation. :) I'm surprised the big auto makers haven't crushed the concept.

I'm sure Plan B was the Middle East

no worries, he'll get sued later for sexual harassment

off to the fish market?

I'm dying

Bet his last words before being evacced were "I'll be back"

diamonds are on the hilt, and clout isn't the word I'd use.

it's a new defense mechanism. with all the shit we throw into the ocean, animals have now adapted to look like plastic toys so we ignore them.

*Portal

maybe

sheesh... kebab

Dracarys this mofo

10 year-old me: "oohhh whipper-snappers!"
40 year-old me: "ooohhh, golf tees!"

No it doesn't, to rap is to talk quickly and in a rhythm. FFS.
On the other hand, if there's an acronym I'd assign to rap, it's "Record of Arrests and Prosecutions"...

Well, this isn't really a library, it's a bookstore, but... https://goo.gl/6Z3Tj6