athletics scholarship

the index finger on the left hand is pointing downwards, and the perspective makes them look similar... I think

literally bro love

or the straightest gay guy

that's the gayest straight guy I've seen in a while

yeah, but I'm pretty sure someone gets paid to manage the social media account.

and good luck not knocking that shit over.

maybe a hornet's nest

fuck. took me a while to understand why you posted this.

"Arcade Games" is old-timey talk for any action game (racing, platformer, fighting, etc...) that you'd find at the Arcades (obviously no long play games), so dad is referring to (in essence) console games.