Becky is smashin Ben

Americans have a difficulty understanding "America" is not a country, but a continent.

No. Just because it's a bit silly and attributed to Korea, someone decides to thrown in Kim Jong-Un's name. This is actually in South Korea.

Really? Have you ever seen a kid lose a tooth without complaining/pain/discomfort, in particular with the molars? I have two kids. Believe me. They complain(ed) about it.

also, a lot of people mix xenophobia with racism, two very different concepts...

I'm mad that you think Mexican and Spanish is the same thing.

yup, that was gonna be my comment. Whip out the ole ethyl-based alcohol and it just cleans up the board.

wouldn't that qualify as hell?

context is everything

****badum tssccchhhh***

The Roman Empire walked to the left, actually. Legions marched on the left. As most people are right-handed, they would carry shields on the left and reduce the surprise of an ambush.
Also, in medieval England, castle staircases rotated clockwise, upwards, so if you're defending you have the advantage of striking from above without throwing your weight the wrong way. Knights also rode on the left of the road, so they could swing with their sword at incoming assailants. (way cooler explanation, right?)
Also, many (currently right-hand traffic) countries adopted left-hand traffic before the standardisation. The Austro-Hungarian empire had LHT, as did Norway, Sweden, all of the British Isles, all of the overseas empires (British and Portuguese, for example).
Train traffic is also predominantly (worldwide) left-handed.

too soon?

clearly one is superior! ... but which?