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That spider has a pet frog 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
It's scared shitless. *I'm* scared shitless
Great milk packaging 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This is a bottle for the discerning Russian oligarch (moloko is "milk" in Russian)
Happy birthday 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This sums up British humour
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Daily Dose 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Daily dose of mooo
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Just relax dude 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This should be an appointment on my Outlook
Everybody loves burger King though 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I can't think BK without thinking ERB
Idk what to say 14 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Add to that the fact that her twitter handle is @okayslutty, makes him sound twice as dumb.
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d*ckpics for science! 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
So long as you keep 'em coming
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It seems it's just one otter wide 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
yes
Caw and Order 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
that's pretty fucking clever,
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Reminder for a summer vacation in Paris 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I actually picked the oh-so-tacky location at the top of the Eiffel Tower to propose to my wife... Terrible idea. We immediately got mobbed by 7-8 middle-aged American well-wishing tourists, before she even had said "yes". She said "yes".
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It sometimes do be like that 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I'm ecstatic they got the guy from the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra and Voltron to direct the sequel...
Time to drop Google 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Or Siberia, for that matter
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Child activated 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
specially with a map of the world on the wall
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That's a stab in the dark! 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Yet, I still pictured Horatio Caine...
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Trashy idiot 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This reminds me of a restaurant that popped up nearby. In late June I went up to the door and looked inside. There was a guy inside who said "we only open in August, sorry, please take our business card". I noticed they were doing some renovations and that sounded fine. Fast forward two months and the restaurant has dozens of 5-star reviews dated June, even though it only opened in August. Oddly, the reviewers all have the same surname and are related to the owner.
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A witch of the highest order 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
the bowl of water needs to be warm, and while you're asleep with your hands in the bowl, that leads you to relax and pee yourself. not sure if it just relaxes your bladder or if it's a deeper ingrained sense of unconscious security from when you're in momma's womb. dunno. the end result is you pee yourself.
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I'd love to have this cat! 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
... again.
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Unstable orphan in a bat costume 15 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Twist, Thomas is really Thomas Wayne
Arranged marriage is soooooo odd 18 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I agree 1000% with you, but maybe the OP is just ahead of us and is making a subtle social critique at the fact that reality shows are nothing more than "arranged" and therefore the overall population's reality show addiction (on these shows in particular) is really an endorsement on arranged marriages, yet we always have time to criticize the non-"white people" societies on their culture and traditions.
Or not. It's just really fucking stupid to compare "arranged marriages" to a reality show where adults are doing something for their individual personal gain, and not their underage child bride.
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A rare ‘Megabat’ regularly found in Filipino forests. 13 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I'm just waiting for him to wake up, get on his bike and gtfo
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I rescued a tired bumblebee and she kept falling asleep on my hand 26 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
what's the german word for bumblebee? Panzerbiene?
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Tooth fairy 9 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Tooth fairies from the Hellboy stories are awesome
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Behold currently! You are entirely a star child! 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Smashmouth shoud do a reunion just to sing this.
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You learn something everyday 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This is a twist like Disney's Maleficent, only less rapey.