nor is it a skill set, or a degree.

True. Northern Ireland isn't even a country in the UK, either. But if you followed the logic, the UK would have to add the St. David's cross and not the Welsh dragon.

amen, brother/sister

he took shit for it because he's addressing the only measure (apart from metal detectors) the school system has enacted, and showing it as a flawed system. of course he's right.

still feels like sandpaper, tho'

Uhm, you do know why he was called "wise", right?

this aired on the 1st of Jan 2018... when Bieber jokes were already passé

My mum would tell say there are children going hungry in Africa and we should count our blessings that there's food on the table. She'd also smack us on the side of the head if we were snippy.

I guess he rolled a 1

I usually say the dumbest things are done out of love.