LemmingOverlord

lemmingoverlord


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Never underestimate the politics of Great Briton 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
*Britain
TIM 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
pretty sure only the Monty Python diehards are picking up on this. :)
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Also how I get my wife’s attention 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
"kibble, or the chair gets it!"
Me too 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I read these comments at the sound of the tune
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Gôôsê 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
*le honque
It would be very silly 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
tig bitties!
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Can't unsee ngl 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
they are all ex-centaurs who've trans-ed into humans
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Hiring can be hard - a guide 18 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I was applying for a job in the UK, recently. Recruiter tells me "You have a typo in your former employment, you wrote an American 'z' instead of an English 's'..." I was like... "Yeah, yeah, but no. That's the company's name. That's a trademarked name and is pretty much set in stone for legal purposes." He asked again. He didn't get it. Never heard back from him...
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They are people after all, I suppose 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Where I live, I have the exact same problem. Cyclists pedaling away, come to a traffic light "hey, I'm a bicycle, let me just go over the sidewalk and the crossing", then off they go... Then any time some driver complains they're like "what are you gonna do about it?"
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Changes after people start taking care of themselves. Healthy is hot 14 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
and having a full head of hair... that helps a fuck-ton
My name is Adam and I approve this message 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
That's not old age, that's just ignorance. I know dozens of people who - having used computers for decades - simply click away at an icon/link until the actual program/site/whatever opens ... over and over and over and over.
Harness that, why don'tcha?
Only driven from time to time 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
In case no-one caught the joke...
ONLY DRIVEN FROM TIME TO TIME
Forrest cat... Male(right) and female... Well thanks Norway 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
second only to the Maine Coon in size. love these cats...
All I'm saying is every individual is different. Some takes longer some takes harder 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
... says the Social Media Marketing guy
U really srcoll by without saying honk to the king? 18 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
No-one's gonna talk about how King Goose took over Duckie Kingdom?
Don't buy fake 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
BUY fake
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Yay friends 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
This'll end up giving the fandom a headache. Was Bucky in love with Cap before Sam? Is Sam the second choice? Fandom will be screaming at this for a few good years.
You don't have to fly, if you don't want to 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I'm guessing this is in an airport bathroom, assuming this would be the only place someone who is being trafficked, used as a drug mule, sexually exploited, etc etc etc would be alone from their "kidnapper".
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Thor is Smart 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
His intelligence seems to decrease as the Infinity Wars story arc goes on... by Endgame he's pretty much the dumbest fratboi on the block
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Can you? 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
half-expecting Jim Broadbent to jump up and say... "because they can, can, can!"
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They are looong 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
those are instruments of death, that's why... an owl swooping in for the kill will extend his talons forward and throw its wings back to prepare for takeoff again...
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Is that normal?? 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
It's probably not on purpose. She has liquid building up inside her and for some reason she can't shed it. It's common in people with serious heart conditions.
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Reminiscent of classic Tomb Raider 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Are you sure this is the 90s? 'Cos i'm pretty sure this is 2019 Minecraft
Six years of college for this? 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
I like those job ads that require you have a Master's Degree and 5 years experience fresh out of academia
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What a moment to be alive 10 comments
lemmingoverlord · 4 years ago
Today, tomorrow, a year ago, a year from now, are exactly "between" those dates.